Wee Winkle Tinkle™Jingle
(May be sung to the tune "Do Your Ears Hang Low")
Your significant other,
Sisters, daughters, or mother,
Will never fall in the bowl again.
Because the Wee Winkle Tinkle™
Will remind you in a twinkle.
To put the toilet seat down...
So your tinkle tune will end.
A Few of the Testimonials
[KFRC San Francisco] "Thanks so much for talking with KFRC Morning Show hosts Ron Parker and Cammy Blackstone about the wonderful Wee Winkle Tinkle™. You did a great job during the interview and I've had such a positive response from our listeners! Please don't hesitate to contact us if you ever want to promote some more of the Latrine Queen future projects. Thanks again for a wonderful interview. Happy Holidays, Kira Johnson, KFRC Morning Show Producer, San Franciso, CA
"The Wee Winkle Tinkle™ is fantastic! This is an idea whose time has come! Please send me five more!" Dr. K. Anderson, Seattle, WA
"I think your invention is great! I am happy for you, and all the people you have made very happy." Sandy W., Chicago, IL
[Stan Delo] "I thought I should let you know that your Wee Winkle Tinkle's™ were a great hit with my two nieces, and my sister-in-law as well!! My niece laughed for several minutes after she saw the Wee Winkle Tinkle™!" Stan Delo, Port Townsend, WA
"I installed the Wee Winkle Tinkle's™ in three houses (my daughter's, my brother's, and mine). Everybody likes them!" Paul Berman, Glenview, IL
"I did not even have to install the Wee Winkle Tinkle™ to train my husband! I just put it near the toilet in it's card, he got the hint and he's been leaving the toilet seat down ever since! Thank you for a great device." D. Huntley, Monterey, CA
"After putting the Wee Winkle Tinkle™ on the lid of my two and a half year old's potty, a three month potty training battle ended. She loves it and so do I! It works great!" Cindy Fritz, Tulsa, OK [aim high in life]
KABC-TV, Los Angeles, CA "Eyewitness News Sunday Morning"
KPTV-TV, Portland, OR "KPTV News"
KTAJ-TV, Altoona , PA "10 News at 6 & 11"
LTLA-TV, Los Angeles, CA "KTLA Morning News"
KTVK-TV, Phoenix,AZ "Good Morning Arizona"
WBRC-TV, Birmingham, AL
KARE-TV, Minneapolis, MN "KARE Saturday"
KMOL-TV, San Antonio, TX
MSNBC, NY, NY "Home"
WUSA-TV, Washington, DC
KYW-TV, Philadelphia, PA
Abernat Broadcasting Network, Charlotte, NC
WAV3-TV, Louisville, KY "Troubleshooters"
WHAS-TV, Louisville, KY
KTRK-TV, Houston, TX
KWGN-TV, Englewood, CO
KFOR-TV, Oklahoma City, OK
WMBA-TV, Birmingham, AL; ABC affiliate.
WOFL-TV, Orlando-Daytona Beach, FL
KXLY-TV, Spokane, WA "Evening News"
KTRK-TV, Houston, TX; ABC affiliate. "Eyewitness News"
1/2/01: KVMI, Fargo, ND "The Ben and Jim Show"
KTUE, Dayton, OH "The Kerrigan and Kevin Show"
1/9/01: WCOL, Columbus, OH
1/10/01: KNRK, Portland, OR "The Gustav and Daria Show"
1/12/01: KBEQ, Kansas City, KS "The Randy Miller Show"
1/15/01: Armed Forces Radio Network, Worldwide; ABC Radio Network, NY, NY; "Into Tomorrow with Dave Graveline, THE Consumer Electronics and Technology Show"
KNDK, Langdon, ND
1/23/01: WXKC, Erie, PA
1/24/01: WMJK, Cleveland, OH; NBC affiliate. National Toilet Week.
WLEC, Sandusky, OH; NBC affiliate
WCPZ, Cleveland, OH "Morning Mix with Randy and Trish"
1/25/01: WDSY, Pittsburgh, PA "Welch and Woody in the Morning"
1/29/01: WVKS, Toledo, OH "The Breakfst Club"
WQEN, Birmingham, AL "LukaWorld"
2/8/01: KUSJ, Jackson, MS "The Morning Crew"
2/9/01: KALL, Salt Lake City, UT "The Barberi Show"
WRKR, Kalamazoo, MI "The Rocker Morning Show"
2/12/01: KLOZ, Kaiser, MO "Most Music Morning Show"
KSRO, Santa Rosa, CA "News and Talk with Jim Grady"
2/13/01: WPWQ, Quincy, IL "Chuck and Karen in the Morning at Q107"
2/20/01: KSYU, Albuquerque, NM "The Gary and Andrea Show"
KSPQ, West Plains, MO "Wake Up Therapy"
2/22/01: WUPS, Mt. Pleasant, MI "The C & C Morning Machine"
WYBR, Big Rapids, MI "The More Music Morning Show"
3/1/01: WRDX, Philadelphia, PA "Byrd and the Rock and Roll Morning Show"
3/5/01: KSRC, Kansas City, KS "Monk and Kelly Morning Show at Star 102"
3/8/01: WHYN, Springfield, MA "Dan and Kim Morning Show"
3/13/01: KEEZ, Mankato, MN Mornings With Mark and Greg"
KYIS, Oklahoma City, OK
WRKZ, Harrisburg, PA "Cat and the Morning Crew"
3/15/01: WTGR, Greenville, OH "The Tiger Early Morning Show"
3/21/01: KSKI, Sun Valley, ID
3/23/01: WPKX, Springfield, MA
3/26/01: WSPD, Toledo, OH "The Scott Sloan Show"
WLW, Cincinnati, OH "The Scott Sloan Show"
4/18/01: WFLC, Miami, FL "97.3 Breakfast Club"
4/25/01: KZHT, Salt Lake City, UT "The Morning Zoo"
5/1/01: KBRK, Spokane, WA "The Jay and Kevin Show"
5/11/01: Radio NL, Kamloops, BC, Canada "Olsen and the Morning Crew"
5/15/01: WPYX, Albany, NY "Wake Up With Wolf and Tobin"
5/18/01: KMPS, Seattle, WA "Ichabod Caine and the Waking Crew"
WDZQ, Decatur, IL
WIKN, State College, PA "The Drew and Selena Show" Cool 107.9
3/2/00: KFOX, San Francisco, CA "The Greg Ken Show"
3/10/00: WHYN, Springfield, MA "The Dan and Kim Show"
3/15/00: KROC, Rochester, MN "The Rapid Rich Show"
11/9/00: CFPF, London, Ontario, Canada "The Pete, Jeff, and Mindy Show"
KUEL, Fort Dodge, IA "The Tony Thomas Cool 92 Show"
WRIF, Detroit, MI "The Drew and Mike Show"
WCKG, CBS, Chicago, IL "The Jonathon Brandmeier Radio Showgram"
WBYR, Fort Wayne, IN "Matt, the Gasman at The Bear"
WMRF, Lewiston, PA "Rocko's Late Afternoon Show"
WCCO, CBS, Minneapolis, MN "The Al Malmberg Show"
11/10/00: WMAD, Madison, WI "MAD in the Morning, Zack and Blaze Morning Show"
11/13/00: WUMX, Charlottesville, VA "The Hal Abrams Show"
WKJS, Jackson, MS "Dawn Dusters with Scott and Don"
KFGY, Santa Rosa, CA "Froggy92 with Luke Skyhopper"
11/14/00: WXST, Columbus, OH "The Jake and Kelly Morning Show"
WMXP, Panama City Beach, FL "The Steve and Linda Show- Battle of the Sexes"
KAIR, Atchinson, KS
11/15/00: WKIE, Chicago, IL "Kiss Morning Show"
WPKR, Oshkosh, WI "Mornings with Terry Tuszka and Wayne Mausser"
KDKA, Pittsburgh, PA
11/16/00: KLRR, Bend, OR "Mornings with Drew and Elise"
WSPT, Stevens Point, WI
TJBJ, Saint Martin, Carribean Islands "The Rude Awakenings Show with Melissa and Bulldog"
11/17/00: WULV, Louisville, KY "The Lambert and Lindsey Show"
KSRZ, Omaha, NE "The Big Show with Dennis and Theresa"
11/20/00: WKSZ, Green Bay, WI "The Morning Kiss Program with Hodgie, Jamie, and Mike"
WIYY, Baltimore, MD "The Kirk, Mark, and Lopez Show"
WKVL, Knoxville, TN "The Walker Johnson Show"
KVTA, Ventura, CA "The Dave and Bob Show"
11/21/00: WHXR, Reno, NV "The Mountain Morning Extravaganza with Rick Neal and Megan Ray"
WTRY, Albany, NY "The Rick Mitchell Show"
KBS, Trail, BC, Canada "The Big Breakfast with Wayne, Alex, and Jayne"
WKSL, Memphis, TN "The KISS Morning Zoo"
KYNG, Dallas, TX "The AW Show"
11/22/00: WHOK, Columbus, OH "The K95 Morning Show with Mark, Rick, and Lisa"
KCFX, Kansas City, KS "The Rick, TJ, and Barbara Show"
WPBZ, West Palm Beach, FL "The Buzz 103"
11/27/00: WDQX, Peoria, IL "Eagle 102.3 Gary Olsen and the Rock and Roll 10"
KTWB, Sioux Falls, SD "KTWB Morning Show with Spanky and Rick"
WZNE, Rochester, NY "The Zone Carlson and MacKenzie Show"
11/28/00: KWAV, Monterey, CA "The KWAV Wakeup Service"
KPFX, Fargo, ND "The Rock and Roll Morning Show with Kevin, Robbie, and Dave"
WOMX, Orlando, FL "The Scott and Erica Morning Show"
12/1/00: WOOZ, Carterville, IL "The Nut and Honey Show with Ken and Julie"
KFRC, San Francisco, CA "The Morning Show with Ron and Cammy" The 12 Gifts of Christmas.
12/4/00: KYIS, Oklahoma City, OK "Jack and Ron in the Morning"
12/6/00: KKRQ, Iowa City, IA "The Scott, Mark, and Cecily Show"
WZOR, Green Bay, WI
12/8/00: WCVQ, Nashville, TN "The Early Morning Show with Troy and Veronica" New and unusual holiday gifts.
12/11/00: KCKI, Tulsa, OK "Brad and the Gang Morning Show
WFGE, Murray, KY
KBUL, Salt Lake City, UT "The Johnson and Johnson Morning Show"
12/13/00: WWLS, Oklahoma City, OK "Tke Sports Animal and the Morning Animals"
12/14/00: WKVG, Clarksville, TN "The Troy and Veronica Early Show"
WXTU, Philadelphia, PA "The Harmon and Evans Morning Show"
KCCL, Sacramento, CA "The Brekfast Club with Ron West"
12/15/00: WDSD, Dover, DE "The DSD Dawn Patrol"
WKXD, Cookesville, TN "The Hoseppy Show"
WKZL, Greensboro, NC "Murphy in the Morning"
12/19/00: WVMT, Burlington, VT "Charlie and Ernie in the Morning" New and unusual gift ideas.
KKND, New Orleans, LA "The Rod Ryan Morning Show"
WRCK, Syracuse, NY "Keeler in the Morning"
12/20/00: WKQI, Detroit, MI "Mojo in the Morning" Unique holiday gifts.
WGN, Chicago, IL "The Steve Cochran Show" [WGN Chicago Steve Cochran Show]
12/21/00: WERX, Nags Head, NC "Mark the Shark"
12/27/00: WRKZ, Harrisburg, PA "Cat and the Morning Crew"
WPTE, Virginia Beach, VA "Morning Point"
KLIF, Dallas, TX "The Benjamin Dover Show"
WLZX, Northampton, MA
WAPE, Jacksonville, FL "The Big Ape Show" Unique holiday gifts.
KCYN, Moab, UT Holiday gift show.
WKRZ, Wilkes Barre, PA "The Rocky and Sue Morning Show"
KLBQ, El Dorado, AZ
WBXE, Nashville, TN
WUSV, Nashville, TN
WBKR, Owensboro, KY "AJ and the Morning Crew"
KBTI, Denver CO
KBLQ, El Dorado, AZ
KQRC, Kansas City, KS
PRESS AND WRITTEN MEDIA
NEWSPAPERS, MAGAZINES, AND INTERNET:,
1/15/01: The Dallas Morning News, Dallas, TX "Into Tomorrow with Dave Graveline"
1/18/01: The Erie News Times, Erie, PA "How Ana Unum - the Latrine Queen of Whidbey Island - solved women's pet peeve No. 1"
The Montclarion, Contra Costa Times, Oakland, CA "Son's return prompts musical interlude from the washroom"
1/19/01: NewsOnline, West Michigan, Pioneer Press Editorial "As We See It: Are all new inventions progress?"
1/23/01: Journal, Alameda, CA "Son's Return Prompts 'Sunshine" for Mom, Dad"
1/25/01: Las Vegas Weekly, Las Vegas, NV "Upfront: Potty trained; The boy-girl thing and Love Your Toilet Week"
1/27/01: The Columbia State, Columbia, SC "New on the Shelves: Today, it really is a throne"
1/28/01: Chattanooga Times Free Press, Chattanooga, TN "Men take heed: Watch the bowl, save your marriage"
2/1/01: Niles Herald-Spectator, Chicago, IL "Help at hand in training men"
2/8/01: Platte Enterprise, Platte, SD "Sharon- Share_alike... Novelty Velentine's Gift Idea"
2/10/01: Belle Fourche Bee, Belle Fourche, SD "Novelty electronic product aims to increase bathroom etiquette"
2/15/01: Pioneer Press, Chicago, IL "Help at hand in training women"
2/16/01: The Weekly Workz E-zine, http://www.workz.com "The Wee Winkle Tinkle - Some Things Sell Themselves"
12/18/99: The South Whidbey Record, "Woman patents toilet seat device"
12/18/99: Whidbey News Times, "Whidbey's 'Latrine Queen" patents Wee Winkle Tinkle"
2/00: South Whidbey Kiwanis, "Musical Toilet Seats"
2/29/00: Seattle Times, "A seat of inventiveness"
3/6/00: The Columbian, "'Wee Winkle Tinkle' is the twinkle of Whidbey Island inventor's eye"
11/7/00: Wireless Flash News Service
Associated Press Radio Network
11/9/00: Launch Radio Network
11/13/00: Las Vegas, NV, "Las Vegas Review/Journal"
12/8/00: MGW Magazine, Sacramento, CA
12/14/00: Post-Bulletin, Rochester, MN "What'll they think of next?"
12/22/00: Oak Ridger, Oak Ridge, TN "Novelty product encourages bathroom etiquette"
The Dallas Morning News
Home Magazine, Country Decorator
The Arroyo Seco Journal, Los Angeles, CA
Syndicated Column, Citizen Kayne, Sharon Kayne, "Flushing Out the Big News in Toilets"
The BaTHROOM's Flushed-out Links
( http://www.geewhiz.net/LINX.html )
Wee Winkle Tinkle™
Toilet lid position signal